Daddy's Corner

Water gone down the 'Oooole... (funny!)

Caroline's life sustaining supporters are hoping her Potting Training Years are a very long year and half away from now... this video clip shows Plucky's very funny famous line "...water gone down the 'Oooole" as he is taught by his parents the basics of Potty Training, not very far fetched from reality... we have a feeling its going to be a catchy line around the del Pino residence...

Best Movie Line Voted No 1 by Rachel & José

Rachel and José are tickled to death every time they watch this clip from the animated film Ice Age, The Meltdown. The prehistoric wildlife is about to be flooded by the breaking walls of the dam that makes the valley they live in. A prehistoric beaver with a red neck accent verbally reacts to a fallen dam ice chunk that barely misses his child as it falls...

New Casting for the next Austin Powers Movie...



Monkey Logic

 
Start with a cage containing five monkeys. Inside the cage, hang a banana on a string and place a set of stairs under it.Before long, a monkey will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the banana. As soon as he touches the stairs, spray all of the other monkeys with cold water.After a while, another monkey makes an attempt with the same result - all the other monkeys are sprayed with cold water.Pretty soon, when another monkey tries to climb the stairs, the other monkeys will try to prevent it.Now, put away the cold water. Remove one monkey from the cage and replace it with a new one. The new monkey sees the banana and wants to climb the stairs. To his surprise and horror, all of the other monkeys attack him. After another attempt and attack, he knows that if he tries to climb the stairs, he will be assaulted.Next, remove another of the original five monkeys and replace it with a new one. The newcomer goes to the stairs and is attacked. The previous newcomer takes part in the punishment with enthusiasm!Likewise, replace a third original monkey with a new one, then a fourth, then the fifth. Every time the newest monkey takes to the stairs, he is attacked.Most of the monkeys that are beating him have no idea why they were not permitted to climb the stairs or why they are participating in the beating of the newest monkey.After replacing all the original monkeys, none of the remaining monkeys have ever been sprayed with cold water. Nevertheless, no monkey ever again approaches the stairs to try for the banana. Why not? Because as far as they know that's the way it's always been done around here.And that, my friends, is how department company policy begins.